| Ultimate animal fantasy for me is to make love to a female Hyena. I'm sure you are thinking, how could anyone want to make it with a rechid, stinky, carion eating evolutionary throwback like that. Well thanks to the Lion King, Hyenas got a bad rap. Ok, when theyr'e on Discovery Channel eating the butt out of a screaming zebra, that dosen't help either. However, I was for some reason attracted to them and did a little research. This brought up some interesting facts I found very attractive. First Hyena's are Matriarchal. Meaning a dominant Female leads the pack. (Just like real life huh?) To me this means a career woman. She knows what she wants and needs. Don't think for a minute this girl is going to go to the restroom and puke after you feed her a wonderfull gormet meal. She has fought for her positionand lets you know she's here to stay and lets you know she deserves your respect.That turns me on, Hard!Second, Hyena's do not have a breeding season. When a single male hyenawanders up, the dominant female solicits him to mate with her. Again she knows what she wants. He services her and moves on. No strings no rings. "You go Girl!"Actually sounds to me like this animals sexual libido is on a highly cognitave level.You'll find in the higher thinking animals, that sex is performed out of seson for funor political reasons. I belive hyenas are extreemley sexually aware animals and I'll give another reason why fourthly.Third. Hyena's look nasty on TV, but I'm positive the blood and gore stuff is for sweeps weeks. Actually when I saw them a zoo, they were very beautiful. Their coats were clean and neat and they obviously keep themselves well groomed. (I didn't get to see any of them lick themsevles, Damn!)Fourthly and the best part. The female hyena has a 8 inch long clitoris, actually a mock penis that is erectable. This erection is prominantly displayed when introducing or showing dominance to other Hyenas. Furthermore, Zoo keepers themselves say it is nearly impossible to tell a female hyena from a male hynena by looking at their genitals. Not until the female reaches maturity, becomes larger than the males and mates, are the zookeepers sure who the girls are.In conclusion, if there is a mature girl hynea out there, preforably raised by humans, I would love to meet her. Even in the risk of her 4000 lbs per square inch jaws, I would love to cuddle up to her. Scritch her cute little ears, brushher spotted coat with my tongue then begin fondling her breast. Once I got herattention, I'd burry my face under her stubby little tail and do to her what her sisters did to that sweet little zebra on Discovery Channel. Finally I'd mount her and froth her into a sloppy lather while I gave her a reach-a-round on that 8 inch clit. The ultimate? Get her missionary style and suck on that faux cock of her's while screwing the daylights out of her. Maybe even stick a finger up her ass at the same time. That would rule.Of course if she didn't like it, there would be a flash of light and I'd be decapitated.Again the risks of getting involved with an intensely career woman. Humor aside, I'm actually serious. Has anyone ever seen any zoo film with a Hyena? |
